Activities for children are not always fun. A kids activity that is fun delights children. Kids like clever child activity. Play activities for children need not always be so. But younger children love fun in a child activity, and older children like a kids activity to be also clever. A kids activity that is clever, a child activity that is fun is best. Children activities are many -make children activity fun.
Among activities for children, this kids activity is educational fun. It’s one of the better children’s activities. Blue or Black Rose: At night put white rose in a glass of water, add some ink-by the morning it’ll be blue or black.
In children activity, fun junior tricks include kid pranks. Thread on Jacket is among the best tricks, pranks: Put a reel of thread in your breast pocket; with a sewing needle, bring the end of the thread out of it -watch as someone, usually one of the girls, tries to pick it off you.
Play activities for children must be fun. Kids activity, be they pranks, tricks must be fun. Here’s a child activity that is fun -a kids activity called Bean in Walnut: Split, empty, place a bean, in walnuts; glue the shells.
Challenges are fun play activities for kids, often junior tricks. Among children activities, pranks, games, tricks, Mighty Breath is a fun child activity: Place a book on its side, challenge to make it fall using only breath -place a balloon under it and inflate it.
This children activity is fun. Some children activities impress a teacher more than games, pranks, tricks. This children activity is educational fun. Activity teachers love such children activities. This children activity is called Onion: Place an onion in a glass of water; in a few days it will grow leaves and long roots! Good, fun, kids activity.
Child activity that impresses delight children. Not only a teacher can be impressed by children in child activity. There are children activities that impress others. Some play activities for children that are fun kids’ activities impress parents. Moms show feelings more in children activities that impress them. This kids activity impresses moms. Use a popular children activity, Invisible Ink: Dip a match stick in lemon juice, write ‘I love you mom’, dry -invisible until a kid’s mother is asked to iron it with a warm iron. Such tricks, kids activities, get hugs!
Children activities are many. Children like child activity that fools. Pranks, tricks, fool games, are better play activities for kids. More fun are kids activities, if a child activity fools other kids. A clever children activity is Mind Reading: Write ‘what’ on paper; say “I know what you’re thinking.” Kids will ask “What?” -show it. In child activity one of the best tricks -fools play activity teacher.
If kids activity puzzles that’s fun in play activities for kids. Kids’ activities are fun activities for children. Clever feel children if children activity appears an impossible feat. Others puzzlement make children activities fun. Such a child activity is Bottled Egg: Leave a hard boiled egg in vinegar overnight; its shell will soften -gently squeeze it into a milk bottle, rinse. A child activity, one of the activities for children that puzzles play activities teachers -they ask kids to tell them the secret!
Kids activities mix kid pranks in children’s games. Kids often create child activity, tricks, pranks from other play activities for kids. Children invent many children activities. Creative are kids in children activity. One of the creative fun activities for children, a loved children activity is Coin on String: Glue thread on a coin, place it in not so public a place, extend the reel, hide; someone will try to pick it up if nobody is watching -pull the string!
In children activity fooling grownups delights a child more than fooling children. Kid activity is fun if children’s games fool grownups. Such children activities are popular. One of the activities for children that rates high among kids’ activities is Make Look Up: If in a quite public place two children stand, look, point up to the sky, grownups will gather, copy the kids’ activity.
Child activity can be fun play at home. In kids activities home is seldom for pranks. In children activities pranks often exclude parents. With parents’ permission junior kids’ activities include tricks, pranks on grandparents. This children activity is a great kids activity for a child at home. A fun children activity is Paper Shower: When rainy put confetti gram’s umbrella, roll, put back.
Activities for children are fun if kids’ activities impress someone with authority over children. Children’s activities that impress a kids’ play activity teacher are so. There are many activities for children that impress. Such a children activity makes a child feel clever. This is popular with children in kids activities, 1st last: Cut lower-case letters, spell ‘last’; challenge kids, activities teacher to make it read “first” -remove ‘a’, impress activities teacher.
Teachers like educational fun activities for children. Many are impressive fun activities for children. Some educational activities for children can be days long fun activity for a child. A child can have more fun activity by varying educational activities for children. A variation in educational kids’ activities -Greenery: Place top of a carrot in a saucer with water in it, grow many long leaves.
In play activities for children, kids like clever child activity. Activities for children are loved that make a kid feel smart. Challenges in activities for children are liked by many kids. That’s also why in children’s play activity tricks are popular. Play activities teachers in fun play activities can delight children by teaching children clever kids activities. Play activity teachers can look smart by teaching children a kids activity that enables a child to look smart to other children. One of the clever activities for children that makes a child feel smart in fun play activity is Water in Water: Challenge to separate water in a bowl without removing it -dip a glass in it, fill, sit it in it.
Some kids puzzles and challenges aren’t as much fun to kids as some fun activities for children. Kids activity must be fun. Clever fun is best in play activities for kids. Activities for children are fun if they amaze, are such fun kids activities that children can repeat them to impress other kids. Such a children activity is Egg on Edge: The play activity teacher challenges children to stand an egg on its edge -shows kids how, stands it on a heap of salt.
Some activities for children are suitable only for senior kids. In fun play activities for young children balloons are prominent. In kid activities young children like balloons. Some activities for children are suitable for senior kids, and under supervision as junior activity. One of the tricks liked in fun play activities for children is Pin in Balloon: Can kids stick a pin in an inflated balloon without bursting it? Put sticky tape on it, then the pin.
Also in junior play activity for kids is liked fooling adults. Older children often do so with tricks, younger children mostly with feats. One such fun activity of younger kids is No Touch Pick: Can parents pick up paper tissue with straw without using hands? Drinking straw in mouth, suck on it through straw.
The electronic pet was one of the popular children’s activities. Educational fun play activity for children calls for a teacher’s creative imagination. This play activity for kids is to children as an electronic pet. An educational fun kid’s activity is Pea Shoots: Line a box with wetted blotting paper, place a few beans, peas in it -wet them daily; watch them grow shoots, longer each day.
Kids’ activities need not all be educational. Fun play activities for children can also be simply interesting fun activity. This children activity is for senior kids, not a junior fun activity. Card Guessing: Make a circle with playing cards, face down, clockwise, beginning with an Ace (‘A’), ending with a Queen (‘Q’) -place the King (‘K’) in the center. Ask a kid to think of a number between 1 and 12; each time you tap on a card to count down from 20, and tell you to stop when he reaches it. First tap on seven cards randomly, make sure your 8th tap is on the Queen (‘Q’) -then tap anti-clockwise (J, 10, 9, 8…). When told ‘stop’, it is the number thought of. This kids activity can be had much fun with before teaching it to other kids.
Fun activities for kids both younger and older children indulge in. Some kids activities are classic favourites of children. A popular kids activity is Back Wheel: To a kid riding a bicycle, yell, “Your back wheel’s going round!”
Kids also love fun. Children’s activities must be fun play.
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Wednesday
Humor
A child was watching his mother sift through and delete a long list of junk E-mail on the computer screen.
"This reminds me of the Lord's Prayer," the child said.
"What do you mean?" the mother asked.
"You know. That part about 'deliver us from E-mail."
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A man is driving down the road and breaks down near a monastery. He goes to the monastery, knocks on the door, and says, "My car broke down. Do you think I could stay the night?"
The monks graciously accept him, feed him dinner, even fix his car. As the man tries to fall asleep, he hears a strange sound. The next morning, he asks the monks what the sound was, but they say, "We can't tell you. You're not a monk."
The man is disappointed but thanks them anyway and goes about his merry way.
Some years later, the same man breaks down in front of the same monastery. The monks gain accept him, feed him, even fix his car. That night, he hears the same strange noise that he had heard years earlier.
The next morning, he asks what it is, but the monks reply, "We can't tell you. You're not a monk."
The man says, "All right, all right. I'm dying to know. If the only way I can find out what that sound was is to become a monk, how do I become a monk?"
The monks reply, "You must travel the earth and tell us how many blades of grass there are and the exact number of sand pebbles. When you find these numbers, you will become a monk." The man sets about his task. Some forty-five years later, he returns and knocks on the door of the monastery. He says, "I have traveled the earth and have found what you have asked for. There are 145,236,284,232 blades of grass and 231,281,219,999,129,382 sand pebbles on the earth."
The monks reply, "Congratulations. You are now a monk. We shall now show you the way to the sound."
The monks lead the man to a wooden door, where the head monk says, "The sound is right behind that door."
The man reaches for the knob, but the door is locked. He says, "Real funny. May I have the key?"
The monks give him the key, and he opens the door. Behind the wooden door is another door made of stone. The man demands the key to the stone door. The monks give him the key, and he opens it, only to find a door made of ruby. He demands another key from the monks, who provide it. Behind that door is another door, this one made of sapphire. So it went until the man had gone through doors of emerald, silver, topaz, amethyst.
Finally, the monks say, "This is the last key to the last door." The man is relieved to no end. He unlocks the door, turns the knob, and behind that door he is amazed to find the source of that strange sound.
But I can't tell you what it is because you're not a monk.
Submitted by Pouderpuf
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A nun is waiting for her flight. She looked over in the corner and saw one of those weight machines that tells your fortune. So, she thought to herself "I'll give it a try just to see what it tells me." She went over to the machine and put her nickel in, and out came a card that said, "You're a nun you weigh 128 lbs and you are going to Chicago."
She sat back down and thought about it. She told herself it probably tells the same thing to everyone, but decided to try it again. She went back to the machine and put her nickel in. Out came a card that read, "You're a nun, you weigh 128 lbs., you're going to Chicago, and you're going to play a fiddle."
The nun said to herself, "I know that's wrong, I have never played a musical instrument a day in my life." She sat back down. From out of nowhere, a cowboy came over and set his fiddle case down next to her. The nun picked up the fiddle and just started playing beautiful music. Startled, she looked back at the machine and said, "This is incredible. I've got to try it again." Back to the machine. In goes her nickel, out comes the card which said, "You're a nun, you weigh 128lbs., you're going to Chicago and you're going to break wind."
Now, the nun knows the machine is wrong; "I've never broke wind in public a day in my life!" Well, she tripped, fell off the scales and broke wind.
Stunned, she sat back down and looked at the machine. She said to herself, "This is truly unbelievable, I've got to try it one more time." She goes back to the machine, puts in a nickel and collected the card. This time the card says, "You're a nun, you weigh 128lbs., you have fiddled and missed your flight to Chicago."
Submitted by Ray
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Church Bulletins
Here are some Actual Announcements Taken From Church Bulletins.
Don't let worry kill you -- Let the church help.
Thursday night -- potluck supper. Prayer and medication to follow.
Remember in prayer the many who are sick of our church and the community.
For those of you who have children and don't know it, we have a nursery downstairs.
The rosebud on the altar this morning is to announce the birth of David Alan Belzer, the sin of Rev. and Mrs. Julius Belzer.
This afternoon there will be a meeting in the south and north ends of the church. Children will be baptized at both ends.
Tuesday at 4:-00 p.m. there will be an ice cream social. All ladies giving milk will please come early.
Wednesday, the Ladies Liturgy Society will meet. Mrs. Jones will sing "Put Me In My Little Bed" accompanied by the pastor.
Thursday at 5:00 p.m. there will be a meeting of the Little Mothers Club. All wishing to become little mothers, please see the minister in his study.
This being Easter Sunday, we will ask Mrs. Lewis to come forward and lay an egg on the altar.
The service will close with "Little Drops Of Water," One of the ladies will start quietly, and the rest of the congregation will join in.
Next Sunday, a special collection will be taken to defray the cost of the new carpet. All those wishing to do something on the new carpet will come forward and get a piece of paper.
The ladies of the church have cast off clothing of every kind and they may be seen in the church basement Friday.
A bean supper will be held on Tuesday evening in the church hall. Music will follow.
At the evening service tonight, the sermon topic will be "What Is Hell?" -- come early and listen to our choir practice.
Submitted by Qiltmeister
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Thoughts...
A church is an excellent place to go for faithlifts.
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"Bible Story"
A father was reading Bible stories to his young son. He read, "The man named Lot was warned to take his wife and flee out of the city, but his wife looked back and was turned to salt." His son asked, "What happened to the flea?"
Submitted by SandyD
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A minister in Florida lamented that it was difficult to get his message across to his congregation. "It's so beautiful here in the winter," he said, "that heaven doesn't interest them. And it's so hot here in the summer that hell doesn't scare them."
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The Wednesday-night church service coincided with the last day of hunting season. Our pastor asked who had bagged a deer. No one raised a hand. Puzzled, the pastor said, "I don't get it. Last Sunday many of you said you were missing because of hunting season. I had the whole congregation pray for your deer." One hunter groaned, "Well, it worked. They're all safe."
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Did You Know?Life expectancy for weekly churchgoers is 82; for those who attend more than once a week, it's 83. Non-churchgoers live an average of 75 years. - USA Today
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"This reminds me of the Lord's Prayer," the child said.
"What do you mean?" the mother asked.
"You know. That part about 'deliver us from E-mail."
~~~~~
~~~~~
A man is driving down the road and breaks down near a monastery. He goes to the monastery, knocks on the door, and says, "My car broke down. Do you think I could stay the night?"
The monks graciously accept him, feed him dinner, even fix his car. As the man tries to fall asleep, he hears a strange sound. The next morning, he asks the monks what the sound was, but they say, "We can't tell you. You're not a monk."
The man is disappointed but thanks them anyway and goes about his merry way.
Some years later, the same man breaks down in front of the same monastery. The monks gain accept him, feed him, even fix his car. That night, he hears the same strange noise that he had heard years earlier.
The next morning, he asks what it is, but the monks reply, "We can't tell you. You're not a monk."
The man says, "All right, all right. I'm dying to know. If the only way I can find out what that sound was is to become a monk, how do I become a monk?"
The monks reply, "You must travel the earth and tell us how many blades of grass there are and the exact number of sand pebbles. When you find these numbers, you will become a monk." The man sets about his task. Some forty-five years later, he returns and knocks on the door of the monastery. He says, "I have traveled the earth and have found what you have asked for. There are 145,236,284,232 blades of grass and 231,281,219,999,129,382 sand pebbles on the earth."
The monks reply, "Congratulations. You are now a monk. We shall now show you the way to the sound."
The monks lead the man to a wooden door, where the head monk says, "The sound is right behind that door."
The man reaches for the knob, but the door is locked. He says, "Real funny. May I have the key?"
The monks give him the key, and he opens the door. Behind the wooden door is another door made of stone. The man demands the key to the stone door. The monks give him the key, and he opens it, only to find a door made of ruby. He demands another key from the monks, who provide it. Behind that door is another door, this one made of sapphire. So it went until the man had gone through doors of emerald, silver, topaz, amethyst.
Finally, the monks say, "This is the last key to the last door." The man is relieved to no end. He unlocks the door, turns the knob, and behind that door he is amazed to find the source of that strange sound.
But I can't tell you what it is because you're not a monk.
Submitted by Pouderpuf
~~~~~
A nun is waiting for her flight. She looked over in the corner and saw one of those weight machines that tells your fortune. So, she thought to herself "I'll give it a try just to see what it tells me." She went over to the machine and put her nickel in, and out came a card that said, "You're a nun you weigh 128 lbs and you are going to Chicago."
She sat back down and thought about it. She told herself it probably tells the same thing to everyone, but decided to try it again. She went back to the machine and put her nickel in. Out came a card that read, "You're a nun, you weigh 128 lbs., you're going to Chicago, and you're going to play a fiddle."
The nun said to herself, "I know that's wrong, I have never played a musical instrument a day in my life." She sat back down. From out of nowhere, a cowboy came over and set his fiddle case down next to her. The nun picked up the fiddle and just started playing beautiful music. Startled, she looked back at the machine and said, "This is incredible. I've got to try it again." Back to the machine. In goes her nickel, out comes the card which said, "You're a nun, you weigh 128lbs., you're going to Chicago and you're going to break wind."
Now, the nun knows the machine is wrong; "I've never broke wind in public a day in my life!" Well, she tripped, fell off the scales and broke wind.
Stunned, she sat back down and looked at the machine. She said to herself, "This is truly unbelievable, I've got to try it one more time." She goes back to the machine, puts in a nickel and collected the card. This time the card says, "You're a nun, you weigh 128lbs., you have fiddled and missed your flight to Chicago."
Submitted by Ray
~~~~~
Church Bulletins
Here are some Actual Announcements Taken From Church Bulletins.
Don't let worry kill you -- Let the church help.
Thursday night -- potluck supper. Prayer and medication to follow.
Remember in prayer the many who are sick of our church and the community.
For those of you who have children and don't know it, we have a nursery downstairs.
The rosebud on the altar this morning is to announce the birth of David Alan Belzer, the sin of Rev. and Mrs. Julius Belzer.
This afternoon there will be a meeting in the south and north ends of the church. Children will be baptized at both ends.
Tuesday at 4:-00 p.m. there will be an ice cream social. All ladies giving milk will please come early.
Wednesday, the Ladies Liturgy Society will meet. Mrs. Jones will sing "Put Me In My Little Bed" accompanied by the pastor.
Thursday at 5:00 p.m. there will be a meeting of the Little Mothers Club. All wishing to become little mothers, please see the minister in his study.
This being Easter Sunday, we will ask Mrs. Lewis to come forward and lay an egg on the altar.
The service will close with "Little Drops Of Water," One of the ladies will start quietly, and the rest of the congregation will join in.
Next Sunday, a special collection will be taken to defray the cost of the new carpet. All those wishing to do something on the new carpet will come forward and get a piece of paper.
The ladies of the church have cast off clothing of every kind and they may be seen in the church basement Friday.
A bean supper will be held on Tuesday evening in the church hall. Music will follow.
At the evening service tonight, the sermon topic will be "What Is Hell?" -- come early and listen to our choir practice.
Submitted by Qiltmeister
~~~~~
Thoughts...
A church is an excellent place to go for faithlifts.
~~~~~
~~~~~
"Bible Story"
A father was reading Bible stories to his young son. He read, "The man named Lot was warned to take his wife and flee out of the city, but his wife looked back and was turned to salt." His son asked, "What happened to the flea?"
Submitted by SandyD
~~~~~
A minister in Florida lamented that it was difficult to get his message across to his congregation. "It's so beautiful here in the winter," he said, "that heaven doesn't interest them. And it's so hot here in the summer that hell doesn't scare them."
~~~~~
The Wednesday-night church service coincided with the last day of hunting season. Our pastor asked who had bagged a deer. No one raised a hand. Puzzled, the pastor said, "I don't get it. Last Sunday many of you said you were missing because of hunting season. I had the whole congregation pray for your deer." One hunter groaned, "Well, it worked. They're all safe."
~~~~~
Did You Know?Life expectancy for weekly churchgoers is 82; for those who attend more than once a week, it's 83. Non-churchgoers live an average of 75 years. - USA Today
~~~~~
Thursday
Are You
Little Rodney, 4 years old, walked down the beach, and as he did, he spied a woman sitting under a beach umbrella on the sand. He walked up to her and asked, "Are you a Christian?"
"Yes." she replied.
"Do you read your Bible every day?"
She nodded her head, "Yes."
"Do you pray often?" the boy asked next, and again she answered, "Yes."
With that he asked his final question, "Will you hold my quarter while I go swimming?"
"Yes." she replied.
"Do you read your Bible every day?"
She nodded her head, "Yes."
"Do you pray often?" the boy asked next, and again she answered, "Yes."
With that he asked his final question, "Will you hold my quarter while I go swimming?"
Communion
The church was celebrating Communion. During the "children's sermon", the minister was talking about Communion and what it is all about.
"The Bible talks of Holy Communion being a 'joyful feast'. What does that mean? Well, 'joyful' means happy, right? And a feast is a meal. So a 'joyful feast' is a happy meal. And what are the three things we need for a happy meal?"
A little boy put up his hand and said, "Hamburger, fries, and a regular soft drink?"
"The Bible talks of Holy Communion being a 'joyful feast'. What does that mean? Well, 'joyful' means happy, right? And a feast is a meal. So a 'joyful feast' is a happy meal. And what are the three things we need for a happy meal?"
A little boy put up his hand and said, "Hamburger, fries, and a regular soft drink?"
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